My Parent's Said I Could Be Anything Patch – So I Became an Asshole

My Parent's Said I Could Be Anything So I Became an Asshole Black White Patch

White uppercase lettering reads "MY PARENT'S SAID / I COULD BE ANYTHING / SO I BECAME AN ASSHOLE" across three lines on a black rectangular background. A black embroidered border frames the text-only design. The slogan turns parental encouragement into a self-deprecating, explicit punchline. The spelling "PARENT'S" is preserved exactly as shown on the motif. Add a sarcastic detail to your jacket, vest or bag.

• Size: 100 x 39mm
• Patch color: Black & white
• Design: "MY PARENT'S SAID I COULD BE ANYTHING SO I BECAME AN ASSHOLE"
• Lettering: White uppercase text across three lines
• Shape: Rectangle
• Border: Black
• Embroidered finish
• Iron-on or sew-on backing
• Suitable for jackets, vests, denim and bags
• Theme: Self-deprecating humor and sarcasm

How to Apply

1. Check that your fabric is suitable for ironing. Sew onto leather or heat-sensitive materials instead.
2. Position the patch and cover it with a thin protective cloth.
3. Press following the backing instructions and your fabric's care label.
4. Allow to cool and check the edges. Sew around the border for additional security.