Duschen ist kein Heavy Metal – Patch

Duschen ist kein Heavy Metal No Shower Funny Round Embroidered Patch

A bold humour/novelty heavy metal patch for every true metalhead who knows the rules – "Duschen ist kein Heavy Metal" (Showering is not Heavy Metal) in a bold white/silver and red round embroidered patch. This premium patch features bold white/silver all-caps Gothic/Old English lettering arranged in a circular arc around the outer ring – "DUSCHEN IST KEIN" arching across the upper half and "HEAVY METAL" arching across the lower half – and at the centre a bold red and white no-entry/prohibition sign with a white shower head and headbanger figure inside, all on a deep black round background with a bold dark black merrowed border. A deep black round background filling the full circular patch area with a clean bold dark black wide merrowed border. Arranged in a bold upward arc across the full upper half of the circle bold white/silver all-caps "DUSCHEN IST KEIN" lettering – bold D, U, S, C, H, E, N, I, S, T, K, E, I, N characters each as a bold white/silver medium filled shape in a bold Gothic/Old English display font with bold wide decorative serif shapes arranged along the inner upper arc of the circular border. Arranged in a bold downward arc across the full lower half of the circle bold white/silver all-caps "HEAVY METAL" lettering – bold H, E, A, V, Y, M, E, T, A, L characters each as a bold white/silver medium filled shape in a bold Gothic/Old English display font arranged along the inner lower arc of the circular border. At the full centre of the circle a bold red and white prohibition/no-entry sign – a bold red wide circle outline ring shape and a bold red wide diagonal bar shape crossing from the upper left to the lower right inside the circle ring forming the classic bold red prohibition/no-entry sign shape, and inside the circle ring a bold white/silver medium shower head emblem –olare bold white/silver medium wide rounded shower head shape at the upper left with bold white/silver small round water droplet shapes arranged in multiple rows spreading downward and rightward from the shower head nozzle in the classic shower spray pattern, and at the lower right inside the circle a bold white/silver small headbanger/metalhead stick figure shape –olare bold white/silver small simplified human figure shape with bold small round head and bold small raised arm shapes and bold small bent leg shapes in a bold classic headbanging/rocking pose, all rendered in bold white/silver and bold vivid red on the deep black round background with fine bold dark grey thin inner shadow and detail line shapes giving a bold high-contrast three-dimensional raised embroidery effect, all with a clean wide dark black merrowed border. The ultimate humour patch for any metalhead – wear your lifestyle with pride!

• Size: 80mm (round)
• Patch color: White/silver, red & black
• Design: Duschen ist kein Heavy Metal no shower funny round – deep black round background, bold white/silver all-caps DUSCHEN IST KEIN lettering in bold Gothic/Old English font arched across upper half of circle & bold white/silver all-caps HEAVY METAL lettering in bold Gothic/Old English font arched across lower half; bold red wide circle outline ring & bold red wide diagonal bar crossing upper-left to lower-right forming classic prohibition/no-entry sign at centre; inside circle: bold white/silver medium rounded shower head shape at upper left with bold white/silver small round water droplet shapes in multiple rows in classic shower spray pattern, bold white/silver small headbanger/metalhead stick figure in bold headbanging/rocking pose at lower right; wide dark black merrowed border
• Premium high-density embroidery – clean edges, durable finish
• Iron-on or sew-on backing
• Perfect humour patch for jackets, vests & bags
• Perfect gift for metalheads, heavy metal lovers & anyone who lives by the metal code

How to Apply

1. Place the patch on the desired fabric
2. Cover with a thin cloth or baking paper
3. Press with a hot iron for 30–45 seconds with firm pressure
4. Let cool and press edges firmly for a secure bond