The Awful Truth Man Woman Heart Rectangular Embroidered Patch Iron-On Sew-On Funny Humour Novelty Vintage Badge

The Awful Truth Man Woman Heart Rectangular Embroidered Patch

A bold and humorous novelty embroidered patch featuring the iconic "The Awful Truth" split-panel man and woman heart illustration design in bold white/silver and black. This premium patch features a bold wide deep black rectangular background with a bold clean white/silver wide thin rectangular outline shape following the full inner perimeter giving a bold classic framed rectangular badge appearance, and inside the rectangle a bold wide split-panel illustration – the left half panel with a bold clean white/silver wide background and a bold wide deep black male human figure silhouette shape standing upright with a bold wide deep black rounded head shape and bold wide deep black rectangular body/torso shape and bold wide deep black leg shapes, and at the lower centre of the male figure body a bold wide clean white/silver small heart shape giving a bold classic "heart in the crotch" humorous illustration appearance, and the right half panel with a bold wide deep black background and a bold wide clean white/silver female human figure silhouette shape standing upright with a bold wide clean white/silver rounded head shape and bold wide clean white/silver dress/skirt body shape and bold wide clean white/silver leg shapes, and at the upper centre of the female figure body/chest a bold wide deep black small heart shape giving a bold classic "heart in the chest" humorous illustration appearance, and below the split-panel illustration bold clean white/silver "THE AWFUL TRUTH" lettering in a bold wide slightly irregular/distressed all-caps stencil/grunge font – bold T, H, E, A, W, F, U, L, T, R, U, T, H letters each as a bold clean white/silver wide filled shape with wide bold main strokes and bold wide slightly irregular/distressed outer stroke forms giving a bold classic humorous novelty patch lettering appearance, all rendered in bold clean white/silver and bold deep black with fine bold light grey thin inner shadow lines giving a bold three-dimensional raised embroidery effect, all with a clean wide deep black merrowed border following the rectangular shape. Bold, humorous, and unmistakably cheeky – a must-have for fans of novelty patches, humour gifts, and vintage statement badges.

• Size: 55 x 78mm
• Patch color: White/silver & black
• Design: The Awful Truth split-panel man woman heart rectangular – bold wide deep black rectangular background, bold clean white/silver wide thin rectangular outline following full inner rectangle perimeter giving bold classic framed rectangular badge appearance, bold wide split-panel illustration inside rectangle – left half panel with bold clean white/silver wide background & bold wide deep black male human figure silhouette standing upright with bold wide deep black rounded head, bold wide deep black rectangular body/torso & bold wide deep black leg shapes, bold wide clean white/silver small heart at lower centre of male figure body giving bold classic humorous illustration appearance, right half panel with bold wide deep black background & bold wide clean white/silver female human figure silhouette standing upright with bold wide clean white/silver rounded head, bold wide clean white/silver dress/skirt body & bold wide clean white/silver leg shapes, bold wide deep black small heart at upper centre of female figure body/chest giving bold classic humorous illustration appearance, bold clean white/silver THE AWFUL TRUTH lettering in bold wide slightly irregular/distressed all-caps stencil/grunge font below split-panel illustration – each letter bold clean white/silver wide filled shape with wide bold main strokes & bold wide slightly irregular/distressed outer stroke forms, fine bold light grey thin inner shadow lines, wide deep black merrowed border following rectangular shape
• Premium high-density embroidery – clean edges, durable finish
• Iron-on or sew-on backing
• Perfect for jackets, vests, bags & retro gear
• Perfect humour gift for friends, couples & novelty patch collectors

How to Apply

1. Place the patch on the desired fabric
2. Cover with a thin cloth or baking paper
3. Press with a hot iron for 30–45 seconds with firm pressure
4. Let cool and press edges firmly for a secure bond