I Can Perform Magic Patch – And Then I'll Disappear Slogan

I Can Perform Magic Embroidered Adult Humor Patch

This rectangular patch reads "I CAN PERFORM MAGIC! FIRST I GONNA FUCK YOU AND THEN I'LL DISAPPEAR". White lettering on black leads into an oversized grey "DISAPPEAR", with a red exclamation mark and white border completing the design. The explicit joke compares disappearing after a sexual encounter to a magic trick. Add a provocative adult-humor statement to your jacket, vest or bag.

• Size: 70 x 42mm
• Patch color: Black, white, grey & red
• Design: "I CAN PERFORM MAGIC! FIRST I GONNA FUCK YOU AND THEN I'LL DISAPPEAR" slogan
• Shape: Rectangle
• Border: White
• Embroidered finish
• Iron-on or sew-on backing
• Suitable for jackets, vests, denim and bags
• Contains explicit language and sexual humor

How to Apply

1. Check that your fabric is suitable for ironing. Sew onto leather or heat-sensitive materials instead.
2. Position the patch and cover it with a thin protective cloth.
3. Press with an iron following the backing instructions and your fabric's care label.
4. Allow to cool and check the edges. Sew around the border for additional security.