{"product_id":"my-parents-said-i-could-be-anything-patch-so-i-became-an-asshole","title":"My Parent's Said I Could Be Anything Patch – So I Became an Asshole","description":"\u003cp\u003eMy Parent's Said I Could Be Anything So I Became an Asshole Black White Patch\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhite uppercase lettering reads \"MY PARENT'S SAID \/ I COULD BE ANYTHING \/ SO I BECAME AN ASSHOLE\" across three lines on a black rectangular background. A black embroidered border frames the text-only design. The slogan turns parental encouragement into a self-deprecating, explicit punchline. The spelling \"PARENT'S\" is preserved exactly as shown on the motif. Add a sarcastic detail to your jacket, vest or bag.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 100 x 39mm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePatch color: Black \u0026amp; white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign: \"MY PARENT'S SAID I COULD BE ANYTHING SO I BECAME AN ASSHOLE\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLettering: White uppercase text across three lines\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShape: Rectangle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBorder: Black\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEmbroidered finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIron-on or sew-on backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSuitable for jackets, vests, denim and bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTheme: Self-deprecating humor and sarcasm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch2\u003eHow to Apply\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCheck that your fabric is suitable for ironing. Sew onto leather or heat-sensitive materials instead.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePosition the patch and cover it with a thin protective cloth.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePress following the backing instructions and your fabric's care label.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAllow to cool and check the edges. Sew around the border for additional security.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e","brand":"Sprüche\/Text","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67727974727904,"sku":"2198","price":4.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0770\/3193\/2128\/files\/Photoroom_20261001_180732.jpg?v=1791117281","url":"https:\/\/patch-sticker.com\/products\/my-parents-said-i-could-be-anything-patch-so-i-became-an-asshole","provider":"Patch-sticker.com","version":"1.0","type":"link"}