{"product_id":"i-know-im-not-perfect-but-im-so-close-it-scares-me-patch-black-red-white","title":"I Know I'm Not Perfect But I'm So Close It Scares Me Patch Black Red White","description":"\u003cp\u003eI Know I'm Not Perfect But I'm So Close It Scares Me Embroidered Patch\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAdd playful confidence to your patch collection with this embroidered slogan badge. The full phrase \"I KNOW I'M NOT PERFECT BUT I'M SO CLOSE IT SCARES ME!\" appears in red and white on a black background. Red panels at the top and bottom and an indented outline give the design a distinctive shape for jackets, vests and bags.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 78 x 60mm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePatch color: Black, red \u0026amp; white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign: Multi-line humorous slogan with red panels and red and white lettering\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShape: Die-cut rectangle with indented sides\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEmbroidered finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIron-on or sew-on backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSuitable for jackets, vests, denim and bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGift idea for fans of humorous statement patches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch2\u003eHow to Apply\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCheck that your fabric is suitable for ironing. Sew onto leather or heat-sensitive materials instead.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePosition the patch and cover it with a thin protective cloth.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePress with an iron following the backing instructions and your fabric's care label.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAllow to cool and check the edges. Sew around the border for additional security.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e","brand":"Sprüche\/Text","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67714701787360,"sku":"5296","price":4.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0770\/3193\/2128\/files\/Photoroom_20260930_192211.jpg?v=1791021248","url":"https:\/\/patch-sticker.com\/products\/i-know-im-not-perfect-but-im-so-close-it-scares-me-patch-black-red-white","provider":"Patch-sticker.com","version":"1.0","type":"link"}