{"product_id":"designated-asshole-patch-black-white-embroidered-text","title":"Designated Asshole Patch Black White – Embroidered Text","description":"\u003cp\u003eDesignated Asshole Black White Embroidered Patch\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eStylized white lettering reads \"Designated \/ Asshole\" across two lines on a black background. A white border with rounded corners frames the rectangular text-only design. The adult-language slogan playfully assigns the wearer a deliberately obnoxious role, making it a self-deprecating joke rather than an official designation. Add a sarcastic touch to your jacket, vest or bag.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 90 x 35mm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePatch color: Black \u0026amp; white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign: \"Designated Asshole\" lettering\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShape: Rectangle with rounded corners\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBorder: White\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEmbroidered finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIron-on or sew-on backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSuitable for jackets, vests, denim and bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAdult humor and language\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch2\u003eHow to Apply\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCheck that your fabric is suitable for ironing. Sew onto leather or heat-sensitive materials instead.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePosition the patch and cover it with a thin protective cloth.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePress following the backing instructions and your fabric's care label.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAllow to cool and check the edges. Sew around the border for additional security.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e","brand":"Sprüche\/Text","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67727826878688,"sku":"3744","price":4.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0770\/3193\/2128\/files\/Photoroom_20260930_210623.jpg?v=1791103312","url":"https:\/\/patch-sticker.com\/products\/designated-asshole-patch-black-white-embroidered-text","provider":"Patch-sticker.com","version":"1.0","type":"link"}