{"product_id":"sorry-im-late-but-fucking-off-takes-time-patch-black-white","title":"Sorry I'm Late But Fucking Off Takes Time Patch Black White","description":"\u003cp\u003eSorry I'm Late But Fucking Off Takes Time Patch\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhite uppercase lettering displays \"SORRY I'M LATE BUT FUCKING OFF TAKES TIME\" in three lines on a black rectangular background with a black embroidered border. The text-only design pairs an apparent apology with a profane punchline about wasting time, creating a sarcastic excuse for being late.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAdd this monochrome slogan to a denim jacket, vest or bag for an irreverent personal detail. The wording is intended as adult humor, not a serious promise or explanation.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 98 x 40mm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePatch color: Black \u0026amp; white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign: \"SORRY I'M LATE BUT FUCKING OFF TAKES TIME\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLettering: White uppercase text in three lines\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShape: Rectangle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBorder: Black\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEmbroidered finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIron-on or sew-on backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSuitable for jackets, vests, denim and bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTheme: Sarcasm, lateness and adult humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch2\u003eHow to Apply\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCheck your fabric's care label for heat compatibility. Sew onto leather or heat-sensitive materials instead.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePosition the patch and cover it with a thin protective cloth.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePress according to the backing instructions and fabric care label.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAllow to cool and check the edges. Sew around the border for additional security.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e","brand":"Sprüche\/Text","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67728279732448,"sku":"2136","price":4.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0770\/3193\/2128\/files\/Photoroom_20261001_184031.jpg?v=1791121366","url":"https:\/\/patch-sticker.com\/de\/products\/sorry-im-late-but-fucking-off-takes-time-patch-black-white","provider":"Patch-sticker.com","version":"1.0","type":"link"}